Alas, I have studied philosophy, / the law as well as medicine, / and to my sorrow, theology; / studied them well with ardent zeal, / yet here I am, a wretched fool, / no wiser than I was before."

[OOC; From right over here. Don't... ask. Yes, she's being cryptic.]

I hate winter. It's cold, I don't have regular means of transportation, and there's little or nothing to do. Except shopping. Even here. It's so boring here, yet here I am, poking around in the square.

Sucks for him, there's nothing to tear up if I'd left him alone. I just can't walk him without him attempting to eat his leash.

[ooc; So she's ( Read more... )

That was a lame curse ( Read more... )

Fuck this place. I swear to god, after this, there's going to be some Vodka and-

...

...

Moltov cocktail.

[ooc; Because she canonically uses so much explosives, I wouldn't be surprised if she liked fire?]

I don't know what the hell you're all complaining about ( Read more... )

... Right, well. I should probably do something about this. So it doesn't potentially freak out Timothy or maybe Huey anymore.

As much as I'd like to give myself stitches like the usual, is there... any healers out there? God damn that bastard, I WON'T forget this.

Unless, of course, by your standards, I'm still "screeching ( Read more... )

[Sound of something HEAVY hitting the ground! Small shuffling, followed by a pained muffled]

-- Ahh!

What the-

... Oh, for fucks sakes-

You can't be serious. I almost HAD HIM. That bastard can't- that seal was broken!

Damn it. Fuck this place so much, letting that piece of shit walk off scot-free.

( Canon updated, slightly, OOC explanation )

Right. Lame. Like I really wanted to see anyone's pseudo-philosophy right now.

At least the weekend was fun? For once? How often CAN you say that? You can't say it wasn't, at least two people humored me. I think that's the only curse I actually like so far. How could you hate that sport? Even the nerds were good at it ( Read more... )

[Long silence, before she speaks, softly, as if to herself]

... Huh. I could have sworn I put that iodine-

Don't tell me I'm already out of it. Well, that figures. I should really stop lurking underground.

[ooc; Lady v.2 is Oblivious. HIT HER HARD :)]

Guess I owe a thanks to some of you.

Props for this place on creativity, or at least selecting who it picks. But even more props for people attempting to troll this fucking thing. When the hell did any of you care if people have issues with their families? So the fuck what. Not only is this thing used for repetition, but apparently bullshit from ( Read more... )